If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.
How can you be so many women to so many strange people, oh you strange girl?
I wrote about real people and real circumstances and real neighborhoods. There was no crypt or castles or H.P. Lovecraft-type environments. They were just about normal people who had something bizarre happening to them in the neighborhood.
I've never seen a weirder group of people than at the post office. It looks like people are crawling out from under rocks to go to the post office.
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I've had some weird experiences.
I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.
It's strange to see people you don't know well in the morning, with sleepy eyes and pillow creases in their cheeks
I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.
I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange.
