You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Just like I feel like I'm from New Jersey, I'm blonde.
I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head.
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.
To be a success as a Broadway composer, you must be Jewish or gay. I'm both.
My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.
I do know one thing: you Midwesterners are laughers.
