I never drank water. Always soda. I didn't use to like water, but I've had to train myself to drink it.
I can't remember last time I had a soda. It tastes like acid to me now.
We need to demonise soda, the way we've demonised cigarettes.
Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.
I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.
I needed another soda. I’d only had six since breakfast.
Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.
I used to drink Coke all the time. It was so good. It gives you a lot of energy.
I have a slight addiction to Diet Coke, and, of course, I absolutely shouldn't touch it because it makes the kidneys work really hard.
I eat like no other; it drives everyone crazy. I eat donuts three times a day, and I probably go through four Mountain Dews a day. I'm on, like, a sugar high at all times, pretty much.
