Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.
Very ugly or very beautiful women should be flattered on their understanding, and mediocre ones on their beauty.
Let me just say, as a fellow chick, her hair looked fabulous this morning.
When one is frank, one's very presence is a compliment.
They say, "Gee, you look great." That means they thought you looked like hell before.
When all of a sudden, people say, 'Wow, you look nice,' and carry on, it's shocking. Really awkward.
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'
Women who are either indisputably beautiful, or indisputably ugly, are best flattered upon the score of their understandings; but those who are in a state of mediocrity are best flattered upon their beauty, or at least their graces; for every woman who is not absolutely ugly thinks herself handsome.
