The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
If you talk in your sleep, don't mention my name. If you walk in your sleep, forget where you came.
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a past life?' 'Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.' 'Don't you feel like we're soul...'
I would never say anything derogatory about another actor even in my sleep.
Secrets find a way out in sleep . . . It is the place where there is no pretense.
At one point, I wrote 20 jokes a day, and I had a commitment to send them to the same three people. Now, I just write down what my husband says in his sleep. He's the funniest person, even unconscious.
She taught me I should never do anything in private I did not want talked about in public, and cautioned me not to talk in my sleep.
I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.
My worst habit is whistling while I sleep.
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
