Seating Quotes

Theaters are great. They're designed to sound good, not for basketball.

Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.

I stand in the center aisle of the auditorium, a wounded zebra in a National Geographic special, looking for someone, anyone to sit next to. A predator approaches: gray jock buzz cut, whistle around a neck thicker than his head. Probably a social studies teacher, hired to coach a blood sport.

The Smith Center is a theater where you want to keep the lights on. The acoustics are amazing, and this is a stage that was built for sound.

Show some mercy to this chair which has stretched out its arms to you for so long; please satisfy its desire to embrace you!

Life is all about seating and lighting.

I'm 6ft 8in, so I feel like I've got full body thrombosis about five hours in if I'm flying in economy.

Give Dayrolles a chair.

Truly, the bench is a boon to idlers. Whoever first came up with the idea is a genius: free public resting places where you can take time out from the bustle and brouhaha of the city, and simply sit and watch and reflect.

Some people are passionate about aisles, others about window seats.

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs.

When hosting a party, move any clutter from the space where you're entertaining.

Chairs are like sculpture.

The Santiago Bernabeu is an amazing stadium.

I own motorized bar stools.

Time to sit down," Fred told Harry, "Or we're going to get run over by the bride.

Some kids would deliberately knock shoulders with me while passing by. Students from other classes would then put trash all over my seat, and the kids in my class would try to clean it up for me.

It never occurred to me that one could just buy tickets to the Tonys. I figured you had to be invited.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

People say the seats at sporting events are too small. My response is, 'That's why we're trying to work on the size of your rear end!'

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

I do still collect chairs.