Satirical Comparison Quotes

Personally, I'd rather have pins stuck in my eyes than endure a conversation with John Kerry, but I'd love to hang with Bush.

I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself.

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who passes by." Unlike George Bush, who's the guy at the country club who makes snide comments, and then passes out. Now this characterization, of course, was something Mr. Rove just completely pulled out of his bulbous, gelatinous a$$, but remember this is America, a land where people believe anything they hear.

[Describing Margaret Thatcher:] She approaches the problems of our country with all the one-dimensional subtlety of a comic strip.