Romantic Encounters Quotes

I met my share of boys but the end result was always the same - they weren't the right kind of men for me.

I have gone out with younger men, and they're great fun; they've got enthusiasm. Stamina! But I think older men are much better lovers.

The important thing is to abide by the rule of threes. Either you see a woman three times in quick succession and then never again, or you maintain relations over the years but make sure that the rendezvous are at least three weeks apart.

I have met a few Casanovas I like and a few I have not liked - and I hope to meet a few more.

When I'm out and about, I never get chatted up by women in an obvious way.

Every once in a while, I run into somebody who tells me that she met her husband in my campaign or a husband who says, I met my wife. I have to tell you, I caused a few divorces too.

When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I'll call Peter Parker. I'm calling him Peter Parker because the actual guy's name was also alliterative, and because, well, it's my book and I'll name a guy I dated after Spider-Man's alter ego if I want to.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.