Ridiculous Scenario Quotes

If there are no spots on a sugar cube then I’ve just put a dice in my tea.

Three jolly huntsmen, In coats of red, Rode their horses Up to bed.

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.

Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the Circus.

Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.

If we do not watch out step, we shall find the White House en route to England with the Washington Monument as a steering oar.

Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.

It's good walking with a horse in ones hand.

Let me get this straight. Your table ran away because you polished it with Windex?