Relationship Price Quotes

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

Love always costs more than you can afford to pay," he said. "And it's always worth the price.

The biggest price you pay for love is that you have to have somebody around, you can't be on your own, wich is always so much better.

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

Love is never free ... It is the most expensive emotion we have.

You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.

The woman you buy takes a great deal of money. The woman who gives herself to you takes all your money.

And this was the price you paid for sleeping together.

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

Love is the true price of love.

Persons are fine things, but they cost so much! for thee I must pay me.

Loving can cost a lot but not loving always cost more.

Human attention tends to be focused on the satisfactions relationships are hoped to bring, precisely because somehow they have not been truly satisfactory. And if they do satisfy, the price of this satisfaction has often been found to be unacceptable.

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she's worth all she costs you.