relationship analogy Quotes

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.

People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.

Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert.

Corporate career is like my wife, and writing is my girlfriend. My priority is the first but enjoy doing the second, as I have taken to writing as a stress-beater.

Being single is like liking a Phil Spector record.

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy.

I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy.

Loving the same man or woman all your life, why, that's like supposing the same candle could last you all your life

Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.

A shippe and a woman are ever repairing.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

Analogies have tied things together for me, personally. The fundamental one for me is the analogy between your relationship to your spouse and your relationship to your place. Both need to be a settled commitment and both involve continuous learning and adjusting.

Touring is a weird thing. It's like getting married to four different people.

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

memory is to love what the saucer is to the cup.

Makes of men date, like makes of car.

Africa is to Europe as the picture is to Dorian Gray-a carrier onto whom the master unloads his physical & moral deformities

Wedding dress shopping is basically like dating. You pick the one based on how you feel.

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Both the guys in Nightwish and I have experiences with previous band breakups and all emotions that come with it. It's almost like dating.