When I was writing Razor Girl, I thought it would be fun to have a redneck TV family that was really just a bunch of actors who had to be trained to be rednecks. That's not so farfetched, if you know how Hollywood works.
When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado's a redneck with a gun and all this stuff.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks.
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it's still also country and redneck.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
