Hunter Pence eats pizza with a fork.
When I run barefoot, I put my shoes on my hands. Running around with shoe-hands looks a little weird.
I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
The theme song of 'Doug' was my ringtone once for literally a year.
I've had the 'Countdown' theme-tune as my mobile phone ringtone for years.
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.
Once, as my New Year's Resolution, I telephoned the Extenze Male Enhancement hotline every day for a month.
My dance move has seemingly turned into push-ups. Sometimes, especially if I've indulged a little bit in an evening, it's not out of the ordinary to find me, for some reason, doing push-ups. That seems to be my go-to dance move.
