Phillip is the Paul McCartney of our family: better-looking than the rest of us, always facing a different direction in pictures, and occasionally rumored to be dead.
Call me Buffy. I’m even blond, but don’t ask me to wear a halter top. Or corset.
42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.
Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.
Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?" A Chesney Hawkes alarm clock!
The best thing I can say about 'Teen Wolf Too' is that it's the only time anyone ever referred to me as Preston Sturges. Leonard Maltin wrote that 'Teen Wolf Too' made 'Teen Wolf' look like Preston Sturges. I've always prided myself on that.
I mean it’s never a problem making out with Nina Dobrev, I mean that’s always really cool!
I mean, Janet Jackson? She's like Michael Jackson with hair.
Who-who are you?" Seth asked, hesitantly."Wh-what do you want?" How else was was I supposed to reply? The words were out of my mouth before I could stop them.I mean, I'd only seen the movie like seventeen times. "I'm Luke Skywalker," I said. "I'm here to rescue you.
My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!'
North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
Madonna is the speedboat, and the rest of us are just the Go-Gos on water skis.
Mike Tyson has become larger than life.
Remember the diner in 'Happy Days?' I do want to do a show like that. But an updated version.
I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-1701, or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock.
Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.
Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive music.
Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?" I say, goodnight. The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
I've rarely said the word "Lord," unless it's followed by "of the Rings.
I'm like the Justin Bieber of the drag world.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
My very first tattoo was a crown of thorns around my upper left arm that I have since gotten covered up, because I got it right before Pamela Anderson came out with 'Barb Wire.'
The funny thing about 'Office Space' is I almost never get my lines quoted back to me.
The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'
But I'm more interested in why people are frightened by Jaws and why Jaws was such a hit than saying Spielberg's my main influence.
