Pool Etiquette Quotes

Why is it such a big deal what I'm swimming?

British swimming have created that environment where it is very friendly. And I think it is part of our sporting culture. Rainy Sunday, you go to the local swimming pool.

How do you put everyone in the pool, so you have the right to dry yourself in the sun?

I think everybody pees in the pool. It's kind of a normal thing to do for swimmers.

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.

They always say start at the bottom if you want to learn something. But suppose you want to learn to swim?

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

Number one house rule of pool: don't lose in your own house.

I hate how old people get in my way when I'm swimming. You're trying to get into the zone and normally, if there's someone faster than you, you get out of the way, but old people don't; they're like, you can go round me. I give a little tut when I pass them.