Playful Jab Quotes

This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?" What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?

You're late," she said, tapping her watch. "No, you're just early.

Anybody that makes fun of me, I'm like, 'Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman'

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

Or even tell me it's because you could not live without The Boy's stunning Boyfruits for another night..." Sam's face was twisted into a weird shape at the mention of his Boyfruits.

I can't imagine what possessed you to propose to me." "Well that will give you something to puzzle over any time you can't sleep.

I’d heard you were dead.” "I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

I smirk as Peter misses again. I can't help myself. "Hey, Peter," I say, " Remember what a target is?

You are such a chick.” I widened my eyes in mock surprise. “No way. Are you sure?

Oh no, Nick" Jaime said in tones of supremely unconvincing shock, "how could you? When my back was turned for one momement. And my food was so delicious.

Just getting to first base seems to be a problem for you two," Cam couldn't resist saying.

Wolves eat coyotes," Gordon said[...] If he weren't an old man, I had some rude things I could have said to that. "Yes," observed Adam blandly. "I do." Yep. That was the one that came to mind. And he didn't even blush when he said it. Maybe Gordon would miss the double entendre. But he grinned cheerfully at Adam.

You should get married more often," Loki teased. "It makes you feisty.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. " You truly are one frightening little monster.

Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate!