It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
The idea of 10 dimensions might sound exciting, but they would cause real problems if you forget where you parked your car.
If I could remember the names of all these particles, I'd be a botanist.
I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.
I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.
I confess I sometimes sneak a peek at 'The Big Bang Theory.' I chuckle at their antics. But I cringe when they portray physicists as clueless nerds who are doormats when it comes to picking up women.
