The more I know people, the more I love my dog.
My favorite animals are dogs.
The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you.
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.
Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.
I am not a cat lover. I am a dog lover - but I'm only a lover of hypoallergenic dogs.
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21.
I'm a cat guy. I'm absolutely a cat guy. I grew up with cats.
I'd like to have a dog with me.
I'd definitely have a dog over a child.
I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.
I'm not into cats; they aren't my bag.
You can't have a pristine house with ten dogs, and I'd rather have the ten dogs.
If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.
There are dog people and cat people.
I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.
I don't like big balls on a dog.
I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.
I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.
I'm a cat person.
I love animals, all animals - apart from cats. I'm a little bit scared of cats.
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
I am definitely a dog person. I feel like Webster and I are very much alike.
Our reputation as a nation of animal lovers means we can make a strong case for dogs as pets rather than as food.
