New York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.
Pedestrians never seem to realize that they are a threat to the safety of cars.
Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.
You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.
You're in another reality when you're looking down at your phone, walking across the street, and almost getting hit by a car.
If you see swarms of guys coming around you, you have to try and avoid being stuck on the kerb.
Many pedestrians have been maimed or killed at the intersection of Resistance and Commerce.
I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
