Paternity Test Quotes

I certainly knew my father. He just didn't happen to be my biological father.

I do not have a child and all allegations saying so are false.

Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

I've had more paternity suits than casual suits.

I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show.

I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show.

I will not be taking a paternity test, ever!

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

Characters written in 1990 would be acting like idiots if they were cast into the present. For example, the reader might wonder: Why isn't she texting? Where's her cellphone? Can't she have a simple paternity test? For God's sake, look on the Internet and check him out!

In 2007, I discovered I was a father to a little boy who I did not know about. After being on MTV's 'The Real World' and traveling the world, I was greeted by a stack of papers on my doorstep informing me that I had a child.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her, it's not yours, who can it be?

I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed to sign themselves as Dad unless they are your dad. It should be the law.

A Muslim woman was found in adultery or fornication and we know that there could be no pregnancy without the agency of a man, unless we are dealing with the virgin birth. Yet no man is charged with this crime. Where is the man in this case of adultery or fornication? Why isn't he being stoned? There is science today that can prove whether the man she claims is the father of her unborn child is actually so. So, if the law was fair, then, it would be carried out on both.

I never wanted to marry Roger Clemens. I wanted him to do right by his family.