Slick Rick Quotes

I didn't run off with the secretary. It made it seem like I had committed adultery and then ran off with a secretary, neither of which happened.

No woman has ever come up to me and said that my husband was having an affair with her.

Can't keep you home, you're messin' around, my best friend told me you're the best trick in town.

When a man leaves his mistress, he runs the risk of being betrayed two or three times daily.

Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate. Whereas the act itself is dark and thick with guilt, betrayal, confusion, pain, and (okay) sometimes enormous pleasure.

I was unfaithful, I had affairs, I cheated.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

There is no justification for having an affair.

Philandering impedes, as everyone knows, the ability to concentrate.

My husband and I were very in love, and I had no reason to suspect that his interests lay anywhere else.

Many women, sometime in their life, are going to get to a point where they have to admit infidelity.

There is no more harm in adultery than in rubbing one's hands together.

There is no doubt in my mind at all. The Duke of Edinburgh has had affairs - yes, full-blown affairs, and more than one.

Cheating is very rarely about the actual act of being with another person.

I definitely never had an affair with the president.

A few years ago, I fell in love with a man before realising he was married.

A married man turns his staffe into a stake.

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Adultery is a most conventional way to rise above the conventional.

I never cheat unless you count the girls I cheat on