Partner Problems Quotes

It's kinda hard to date as an artist because you're all over the place, and your significant other may seem jealous, depending on what they're doing.

So your having trouble with your partner. Well ask yourself, if you were in a relationship with a replica of yourself how long would it last?

I think when you're in a relationship, either you have something or your partner generally has something that you're having to deal with.

I think a bad husband is far worse than no husband.

I can’t believe I’m mated to someone who’s allergic to me. (Ravyn) You? I’m the one who should be having a hissy. How do I introduce you to people? Hi, this is my…what? Significant other? Mate? Pet? (Susan)

I never coast through a workout. This is been great for me physically, but it's also become a problem in two ways. One is that no matter how I'm feeling on a given day, I will absolutely kill myself in the gym, and it takes a huge amount of energy do that. I commit 110 percent. The other problem is that finding a workout partner is impossible.

I've married a friggin horse. And he bites.

I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.