Parochial School Quotes

I'd grown up very Catholic, parochial school, and Warlock was a way of working a lot of things out.

The first 10 years of my education were spent at a Catholic school in Springfield, Mass.

There was no known cure for a Catholic education.

When I was a kid, I attended a small Catholic school in a south suburb of Chicago.

I went to parochial grammar school, and I give thanks to the Catholic training because of course, they brought me to the heart of Jesus.

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.

I didn't have a teacher like Sister Mary Ignatius.

Every school that I have ever attended, except for kindergarten, I went to a Catholic institution.

My well-meaning parents decided to send me to a Catholic grade school to get a better education than I probably would have received at the local public school. They had no way of knowing that the school nuns, who were the majority of the teachers at this particular parochial school, were right-wing, card-carrying John Birch Society members.

When I was in seventh grade, I was caught stealing money from the visiting team's locker room during a basketball game. So I was sent to The Brothers. That's what they called this parochial school up in Goshen, New York. I was supposed to get closer supervision there and more "masculine influence," whatever that means. But I was thrown out for telling a couple of really lame kids on the playground that I had heroin.