Parentage Quotes

Not a single man on earth knows from his own experience the how and where of his birth, only from tradition, which is often very uncertain.

Victory finds a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

I'm Canadian! My father's Canadian.

My mom is Filipino and my dad is half Russian and half Irish.

My mother's Polish; my dad was Irish.

I certainly knew my father. He just didn't happen to be my biological father.

I am Mr. McMahon's son. I always had a feeling that it was me. Now that it's been confirmed I could not be happier!

My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

You can properly call him a son of anything you please.

[Margaret Thatcher] admitted to being the daughter of her father but not the daughter of her mother!

Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth.

I thought surely if women were consulted in the management of the state happier and better conditions must exist for hard-working sweated lives such as these... It was gradually unfolded to me that the unequal laws which made women appear interior to men were the main cause of these evils. I found that the man-made laws of marriage, parentage and divorce placed women in every way in a condition of slavery - and were as harmful to men by giving them power to be tyrants

Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.

I will not be taking a paternity test, ever!

My daughter," I said blankly. "I see. Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought it took a man, as well as a woman, to make a child. Is this infant's father to be a crab, or a seagull maybe? Or were you planning to shipwreck some likely sailor on my doorstep, so I can make convenient use of him?

My dad's Australian.

I was trying to find out who my father was. They say that at that time, that if you are illegitimate, the father doesn't have to put his name down on the certificate.

All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs.

Pride thyself on what virtue thou hast, and not on thy parentage.

My British mum met my American dad when she was on holiday in the United States when she was 19. She kinda never looked back. I was born in the United States, raised in Montana and London.

I'm famous by default. I came out of the womb, and people wanted to know who I was because of my parents.

Paternity is based anyhow only upon conviction: I am convinced, therefore, I am the father.

You have a mother?" He quirked a brow. "Did you think mine was some sort of divine birth? My father was a remarkable man, but even he was not that talented.