His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
I'm a fry lover.
I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
I love onions. I cook with them all the time.