Office Relationships Quotes

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed, the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director face on).

I encourage interoffice romance.

...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to somebody who's got the power to fire me if my underwear doesn't make it all the way to the hamper." She repressed a smile. "I'm sympathetic to your problem, but I'm not selling the team just so you can be a slob." "Somehow I didn't expect you would.

When the typewriter stops in a New York office everybody's embarrassed; men start to quarrel or to make love to the stenographer or drop lighted cigarettes in the wastebasket.

When I watch like The Office I'm fascinated because most of America works in an environment where they see the same eight people every day.

It's a great dynamic. The dynamic between men and women in the workplace is really interesting.

Workplace romances - or even the illusion of a workplace romance - can carry many ramifications and consequences.

A fellow and his business should be bosom friends in the office and sworn enemies out of it.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.