Off-Color Jokes Quotes

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

Even conservative columnists tend to prefer humor that isn't fit to print.

One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'

I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the first two minutes of that celebrity dying.

I don't think that I could have survived in my family without a naughty sense of humor; yeah, absolutely. I think my brother and I both get our senses of humor from our parents. I mean, my mother was absolutely hilarious and foul. She had the most ridiculously off color sense of humor, so that was sort of what we grew up with.

It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.

I've never understood the use of vulgar language, but the definition of 'risque' is open to interpretation. I suppose I did many things in my shows that could be considered risque... at the time... right up until my 90s.

My act is a little raunchy. When people come to my club, I have to warn them it isn't Robert from 'Raymond.'

My secret skill, if it even counts as one, is saying really crass things that sometimes end up as dialogue coming from other character's mouths. My inner salty sailor is alive and well - the only problem is most of the writers on our show are just as inappropriate, so at the end of the day, it's hard to tell who came up with the line.

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.

I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh.

I do have a dirty sense of humor.

Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.

I always wrote risque comedy and crude comedy.

I am no prude, but when I watch comedy, I ask myself, 'Who wrote this? A teenage boy in the locker room?'