Morbid Comedy Quotes

Morbid humor is very valid, even healthy, as long as you don't do it gratuitously.

I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.

I look for every opportunity to mix comedy and horror and tragedy. I love catching audiences off-guard.

In my sick brain, gruesome violence and comedy go as hand-to-hand together as anything else in the world.

I try to offset any tendency towards the macabre with humour. As I see it, this is a typically English form of humour. It's a piece with such jokes as the one about the man who was being led to the gallows to be hanged. He looked at the trap door in the gallows, which was flimsily constructed, and he asked in some alarm, 'I say, is that thing safe?

I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.

I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up and me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'