Monkey Behavior Quotes

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?

Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous.

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

Some tribes [of monkeys] have taken to washing potatoes in the river before eating them, others have not. Sometimes migrating groups of potato-washers meet non-washers, and the two groups watch each other's strange behavior with apparent bewilderment. But unlike the inhabitants of Lilliput, who fought holy crusades over the question at which end to break the egg, the potato-washing monkeys do not go to war with the non-washers, because the poor creatures have no language which would enable them to declare washing a diving commandment and eating unwashed potatoes a deadly heresy.

The responses of the baby monkey are very similar to those of a human baby.

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.

You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.

It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.

Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee and spirituous liqueurs.

Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness.

I am a monkey fan.

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and at one point, I had three males on my head and shoulders.

No one is out to get you. It's just that... people are monkeys.

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.