monkey Quotes

We kill the chickens to scare the monkeys.

The higher a monkey climb, the more he expose.

Fans insult me and call me 'monkey.' At first, I was quite shocked, but now I do not give it importance.

It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.

I believe our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo!

Iran launches monkey into space

I'm not very good at being a performing monkey.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!

Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

I've never said flange to a monkey!

I was about 12 years old and I was sitting watching the television and it was some kind of talent show, you know, and on marches this monkey, this ape, in a pair of red-checked trousers with a little matching jacket holding a ukelele and it started jigging around playing it, and it was looking straight into the camera, straight at me, and I remember thinking, that's it, that'll be me, you know, that'll be me.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Monkey: An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees

Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back.

I'll confess that, from an early age, I was a huge fan of President Reagan because my parents bought me an enormous stuffed monkey that they named President Reagan - yes, I get it now.

A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty. He tried to pick up the twenty, and split them all. Then he lost his temper, scattered the peas in all directions and ran away

We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like the other monkeys, and we look less like them all the time.

In Mozambique, the story goes, monkeys do not talk, because they know if they utter even a single word some man will come and put them to work.

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

There is an angel within the monkey struggling to get free, and this is what the historical crisis is all about.

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.

To put it crudely but graphically, the monkey who did not have a realistic perception of the tree branch he jumped for was soon a dead monkey-and therefore did not become one of our ancestors.