The trouble with all of us is we are where we shouldn't be.
I've got to confess... I do feel slightly like I've been born in the wrong time.
I've always felt like I'm from another planet.
I am guilty of buying way too many gadgets - way too many! And though I try to keep things nice and orderly, sometimes I get distracted and stick saucepans where the stockpots should go.
I am the very slave of circumstance And impulse borne away with every breath! Misplaced upon the throne misplaced in life. I know not what I could have been, but feel I am not what I should be let it end.
This was never any place I was meant to be. This isn’t a place for me.
Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.
It is worse to stay where one does not belong at all than to wander about lost for a while and looking for the psychic and soulful kinship one requires
I grew up weird - very sensitive and highly inhibited. I felt like I was born in the wrong time zone to the wrong people at the wrong place.
Sometimes I feel like I’m actually on the wrong planet. It’s great when I’m in my garden, but the minute I go out the gate I think, ‘What the hell am I doing here?
falling not flying one lost muddy shoe like the lost worlds between me and you
I seem to have excalibured this knife.
My dear Elinor, you were obviously born into the wrong story,” said Dustfinger at last.
The world is like a board with holes in it, and the square men have got into the round holes, and the round into the square.
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."
I used to lose my keys a lot.
It's easy to not feel misplaced if this tidal wave of appreciation is coming your way.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
Things happen when people are not where they belong, and the world moves forward and back by that principle.
The ayatollah in Iran says he believes that he got the letter, but he thinks he accidentally threw it out with his Crate & Barrel catalog.
I'm terribly forgetful. I've lost laptops, cell-phones.
I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way.
Like many men, I am highly skilled in the art of losing things but prefer to outsource the recovery process.
I've got two shirts still missing from the Bahamas. I'm sure they are part of a youth camping programme somewhere in Tanzania by now.
