Miniature Golf Quotes

I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out in the sun all day, Hey, hey, excuse me sir. Get your putter out of the whale's ass. Come on, this is a place of miniature business. This is not a playground even though it looks like a playground.

I'm really good at mini-golf. You know, maybe not big person golf, but little person golf.

Holey Moley' is the funnest, craziest, most extreme miniature golf series you will ever experience. It was insane. If you've ever played miniature golf, this is unlike everything you've experienced.

As a kid, I hung out a lot at Golfland in Milpitas.

Miniature golf, like billiards, is a game of angles. And, like billiards, most of the fun is in pretending you know what the hell you're doing. The worse you do, the more you have to laugh.

I am a big fan of Bournemouth, having enjoyed many happy hours on its sandy beach and crazy golf course.

You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face.

Plot is to literature what individual holes are to miniature golf.

One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score.