Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
I don't cook. I think they named the 'Mike'-rowave after me.
I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in airport].
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
For my grandmother's generation, the big invention was cake mix; for our moms, it was the microwave, and for me, it's the iPhone. And that's enabled us to do so many different things more efficiently at home.
Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The narcissist looks at his reflection in it. The OCD guy thinks you don't keep it clean enough.The antisocial--" Puts his fist through it because it reminds him of his father." Annie said. She'd read all of mom's books, too. And the paranoid one would be jealous of the amount of time you spend cooking." Mom said Were you using that microwave again? Is something going on between the two of you? I caught you looking right at its clock." Annie said.
I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed my three kids in less than five minutes.
If you take a frozen box and stick it in the microwave, you become connected to the factory. We've forgotten who we are.
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.
The only time I'll use a microwave is to warm up a cup of coffee I've left too long before drinking.
