I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
It costs money to stay healthy, but it’s even more expensive to get sick.
I broke two knuckles in my right hand when I gave Jean-Claude Van Damme an attitude adjustment. I got nothing except a medical bill.
Our sixth child, MariaVictoria, when she was born, before any of us could hand MariaVictoria to my wife Rachel, Uncle Sam stepped in and handed her a bill for $43,000.
God cures and the doctor sends the bill.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Medicine: "Your money and your life!
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room.
