Mature Humor Quotes

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I loved 'The Simpsons' because it didn't talk down to its audience.

As I get older, I think I'm more interested in comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. But I watched some of that Justin Bieber "roast" and I thought it was hilarious.

Alan: "I had terrible stage fright." Sin: "I'm not familiar with the concept of 'stage fright.'" A: "It's pretty awful. You end up having to picture the entire audience in their underwear. Phyllis was in that audience, you know." S: "Why, Alan, I had no idea your tastes ran that way." A: "Phyllis is a very nice lady. And I do not consider her so much aged as matured, like a fine wine. But I still think you owe me an archery lesson.

Unlike 'Deal or No Deal,' which is for the entire family, my standup is not for the entire family.

I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself.

Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences.

I feel like I've always had a sordid sense of humor, and it's only gotten more twisted as I've gotten older.

I like grown up comedy.

I like grown-up comedy, where it's about character and attitude and life as opposed to obvious gross-out and jokes.

I really love having conversations and deconstructing things. I don't mind not having a laugh every second. Sometimes things deserve a little more discussion, and then you can have some fun after that.

I think there are probably just as many adults who would miss the humor of my books, if not more, as there are children.