Masculine Humor Quotes

Australian wine and Australian women - that's my weak point. Ha ha ha ha.

If I had a choice of having a woman in my arms or shooting a bad guy on a horse, I'd take the horse. It's a lot more fun

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.

Like journalists. The police have an extremely sick sense of humor, very guarded, very private, very male, which they need to survive on an everyday level. I don't think anyone has ever managed to tap that on the screen - it would actually be too shocking.

I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how to do comedy from guys, from watching those Dean Martin roasts years ago.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

I do like rude jokes. They're men jokes.

Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.