Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
For the record, I love my sister. But she is dead wrong on the marriage issue.
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
Women who do not marry are a national problem.
