Marriage Criteria Quotes

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

Humans have a saying that "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", which basically means that if you think it's beautiful, then it is beautiful. The elfin version of this saying was composed by the great poet B.O Selecta, who said "Even the plainest of the plain shall deign to reign", which critics have always thought was a bit rhymey. The dwarf version of this maxim is "If it don't stink, marry it", which is slightly less romantic, but the general gist is the same.

"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."

If none were to Marry, but Men of strict Vertue and Honour, I doubt the World would be but thinly peopled.

If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on Facebook.

Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.

Some think, "If I marry this guy who's two inches taller than I am and who has a nice bank account, I won't die. If I buy six cars, I won't die. If I hate Jews, I won't die. If I hate homosexuals, I won't die." They think they will increase their life by shunting misery onto somebody else, but it's just the opposite.

I can never marry an obese guy.

I think I will only marry a Russian, well, I mean, a girl from Russia.

I would not wish to marry someone who had already been married. It would be,' she opined, 'like having someone else break in one's own pony.

The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me...Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

When I meet someone I like being with more than I like being alone, I'll marry her.

The girl can look forward to little else than the chance of having a good man for her husband; a good man, or if her tastes lie in that direction, a rich man.