A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.
Our family has gone through a very difficult time. My husband and I have taken the brunt of it. I've never known what it truly felt like to be so sad and desperate inside.
Marriage is a fight to the death. Before contracting it, the two parties concerned implore the benediction of Heaven because to promise to love each other forever is the rashest of enterprises.
Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every fibre of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. It will pass.
Much contention and strife will arise in that house where the wife shall get up dissatisfied with her husband.
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
If you think I have the power to determine when people leave their spouses, you attribute far too much credit to me.
I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed.
After forty years of marriage we still stood with broken swords in our hands.
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.
That wife is an enemy to her husband who is given in marriage against her will.
Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country.
Marriage is an arrangement by which two people start by getting the best out of each other and often end by getting the worst.
The best part of married life is the fights. The rest is merely so-so.
And within the house ashes are being stuffed into my marriage, fury is lapping the walls, dishes crack on the shelves, a strangler needs my throat, the daughter has ceased to eat anything.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.
Never envy a man his lady. Behind it all lays a living hell.
I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
If what I went through on a national level, the trouble between me and my wife, if it helps one couple going through the same thing... if it saves one family, it's worth it.
King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!
A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress
