I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither would take the garbage out.
I have been married twice, but both of my wives have been too bright to be sucked in by women's lib.
George Bush says that gay people getting married would violate the sanctity of marriage. Is anybody here married? Does it feel like a gift from God to you?
Five wives can't all be wrong.
After youve been married quite a few years, you learn to take orders; it just comes easy.
My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage. I feel like I had a very good role model for that. And, you know, it's just a number.
A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody'.
Marriage can either be a classroom where people become wiser and better, or a prison where people become resentful; and bitter.
I think marriage is one of those things that writers draw on, one of those emotional reservoirs that go way back.
A male can be a boy, a man, a love/husband, a father, a grandfather, a great-grandfather, but they don't have any knowledge what's happening inside a woman's body. That's what I had learnt in my early married life.
When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage.
I have a rule of thumb now and that's that somebody [she dates] has to have been married and they have to have had kids. Everything boils down to perspective. If your potential mate does not have the same perspective that you do then you're going to be lost.... If somebody has never been married, they don't know compromise ... [and] if they don't have children, they don't know the absolute self-sacrifice it takes and what it means to be a parent.
I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.
Have you ever been married? Had that thing of someone calling you by a name not your own? It's unsettling. It's like a fictitious person.
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.
Every marriage is a mystery to me, even the one I'm in. So I'm no expert on it.
I don't know why, but the older I get the more interested I get in my parents' marriage. And it's interesting to be married yourself, too, because there is an inevitable comparison.
I was a lawyer and I have been married to a lawyer. I think one lawyer per household is plenty. It's a good quota for us.
I would not wish to marry someone who had already been married. It would be,' she opined, 'like having someone else break in one's own pony.
Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk.
I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried.
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'
"Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne? I ask merely for information." "I attribute it to the superior quality of the wine, sir. I have often observed that in married households the champagne is rarely of a first-rate brand." "Good Heavens! Is marriage so demoralizing as that?" "I believe it is a very pleasant state, sir. I have had very little experience of it myself up to the present. I have only been married once. That was in consequence of a misunderstanding between myself and a young person."
