Male Intelligence Quotes

Serial or sex murder, like fetishism, is a perversion of male intelligence. It is a criminal abstraction, masculine in its deranged egotism and orderliness. It is the asocial equivalent of philosophy, mathematics, and music. There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

Women's beauty, like men's wit, is generally fatal to the owners.

I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid.

Boys, for the most part, are not very observant - or all that together smart, for that matter.

I love men - everything about them: the way they look, the way they smell, the way they feel. I love their minds.

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.

Women, you need to understand something. Men are not as dumb as you think they are.

My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said they have about equal brains most of the time. Sometimes the mule is smarter.