The ladies here probably exchanged looks which meant, 'Men never know when things are dirty or not;' and the gentlemen perhaps thought each to himself, 'Women will have their little nonsense and needless cares.'
The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters - from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number - a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.
[the best advice about women] was from Robert Evans. The line was in his book, but he told me, "When it comes to a woman's mind, I know nothing."
Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.
I happen to have worked with male directors who don't understand women at all. Not at all. I'm flabbergasted by their ignorance.
Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
Girls are infinitely more complicated than boys and women more than men. And there's no doubt about that. We just don't like to think about it. Certainly the men don't like to think about it.
My! ain't men blinder'n moles?
Men do not know what they do not know, and women should not tell them.
