Lawyer Stereotypes Quotes

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

We've met so many people you'd never even suspect of being Slayer fans: suits, lawyers, and people like that.

Nobody wants to read about the honest lawyer down the street who does real estate loans and wills. If you want to sell books, you have to write about the interesting lawyers - the guys who steal all the money and take off. That's the fun stuff.

I don't want to create responsible shows with lawyers in them. I want to invade people's dreams.

During my first round of law school applications, I didn't even apply to Yale, Harvard, or Stanford - the mystical 'top three' schools. I didn't think I had a chance at those places. More important, I didn't think it mattered; all lawyers get good jobs, I assumed.

A British lawyer would like to think of himself as part of that mysterious entity called The Law; an American lawyer would like a swimming pool and two houses.

Certainly, when I was a boy, people liked to believe that lawyers were kind of pillars of goodness of the likes of Atticus Finch in 'To Kill a Mockingbird.'

I've never worked on a lawyer show for a long time, but I imagine the actors all start acting like lawyers.

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes.

I don't ever get the great looking lawyer roles because I've got a thick neck from playing football.

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.