Lawyer Profession Quotes

I'm a lawyer. I make lawyers for a living.

I'm a lawyer, I practiced for many years, and so I believe in the Fifth Amendment.

I didn't expect to have music as my main thing. I always thought I was going to be a lawyer. When I graduated, I was doing really well with my music in Malaysia. I had stable income, and I had really good momentum in the music industry, so I had to make a decision whether to stop that and continue being a lawyer.

I'm an old trial lawyer.

Obviously I'm a lawyer; I like to have cases.

I'm not a lawyer, thank God. Not that there's anything wrong with it. I've never had the brain power for it. I was not the kind of guy who could learn case law.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Nobody wants to be a lawyer - it's hard work. But it was kind of my academic route.

Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a lawyer.

My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.'

What happened was, in my final year of university in Australia, there was a campus comedy competition, and I felt like it was something I could do. I won that competition, and I kept doing it, and I couldn't get a job in law. So I just kept doing comedy.

One thing I disliked about being a lawyer was billing for my time.