I saw my first indoor bathroom when I was 9.
I never like to see a guy go to the can.
I'd be arrested if I still smoked because I'm the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to take out the smoke detector. I would've been those people they warn you against.
When I first came down stairs, for two or three minutes I went down cellar to the water closet.
I think bathrooms are where everyone bonds. That is the bonding place.
Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
I don't like to use toilets - ever.
Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.
Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned it. "What? It's what girls do. Get over it.
When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.
If there's anything I love after my wife and my kids, it's my toilet. I am king there.
Arguing with a dead man in a lavatory is a claustrophobic experience.
I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me.
