Ivy's COOK THE STEAK, DON'T STAKE THE COOK apron.
It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphisize your vegetables.
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
Low comedies are written for the drawing-room, the kitchen and the stable, and if you cut out the kitchen and the stable the drawing-room can't support the play by itself.
Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
My boyfriend's a real chef, so I steer clear of him when I'm in the kitchen - I wouldn't like him to catch me chopping an onion.
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
I've never made a meal that I wasn't able to eat, but it that doesn't mean anyone else would ever eat it, haha!
Margarine? That's not food. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? I can. If you're planning on using margarine in anything, you can stop reading now, because I won't be able to help you.