Keeping the Peace Quotes

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things.

I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble.

I'm not a fighter. I don't like to get beat up.

I'm not naturally the type of person that likes to party and start trouble.

I am pathetically law-abiding.

I'm not one to call people out, if you look at my history in the fighting game, I've never called anyone out.

I'm not about trying to hand pick my fights and tip toe around the competition.

But I won't bore you any longer on the subject of old men. It won't make things any better and all my plans of revenge (such as disconnecting the lamp, shutting the door, hiding his clothes) must be abandoned in order to keep the peace. Oh, I'm becoming so sensible!