Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.
No question I would speed for cracks and weed The combination made my eyes bleed.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
We left. We did not say: Don't drive, You're drunk. We did not say: We aren't letting you in that car when you are upset. We did not say: We insist on going with you. We did not say: This can wait until tomorrow. Anything-everything-can wait.
