Insurance Claims Quotes

The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write insurance forms.

I sympathize with the victims of Hurricane Sandy and believe that those who purchased flood insurance should have their claims paid.

When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled, Then a few paper forms, Must be properly filled. So that you and your heirs, May be properly billed.

After a disaster, processing claims quickly trumps everything.

Look at timber prices in the late '90s, at around $50. If you count the true damage of cutting down forests, the resultant flooding, insurance claims, and so on, then the timber price should have been $100.

Once upon a time, people identified the god Neptune as the source of storms at sea. Today we call these storms hurricanes.... The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write insurance forms.

My mother is a Senior Casualty Claims Specialist I, which in layman's terms means the head insurance adjuster!

My father wasn't much for show business. He was an insurance man - very well-liked, very warm. He had a lot of friends.

In general, insurers say criticisms of claims-handling are unfair because most policyholders are paid promptly, and some denials are necessary to root out fraud.

In the wake of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, our nation has been put under considerable fiscal pressure.

Disasters redistribute money from taxpayers to construction workers, from insurance companies to homeowners, and even from those who once lived in the destroyed city to those who replace them. It's remarkable that this redistribution can happen so smoothly and quickly, with devastated regions reinventing themselves in a matter of months.

I'm especially baffled by the idea of taking insurance against a U.S. default. If America defaults, we're talking about a chaotic world - Mad Max, more or less - in which case, who imagines that insurance claims will be honored?

People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.

The bottom line is that weather events not only threaten private property and family budgets, but they also can decimate public resources and government coffers.

Leveraging cloud, mobility, you process things in a different way. For example, in insurance, you can access more claims through cloud, which makes a big difference in emerging markets, where the populations are large.

More houses were burned than there are to be found in the three largest cities of the Kingdom of France.

I think it's the pro-abortion people who are doing this to collect on their insurance, so they can go out and build bigger and better killing centers.

I did long-term re-insurance claims. Asbestos, health hazards, pollution. It was very boring. But I've got quite a mathematical brain and it paid well.

No wonder lawyers, who control the legal system, have fought so hard, and with great success, against "no fault" insurance. No fault, no lawsuits. No lawsuits, no lunch.

Well, all across the country, this is kind of sad, unemployment offices are swamped with people waiting to file for unemployment insurance. It's gotten so bad that the offices are overwhelmed and can't function. I got an idea. Why don't you hire more people? They're right there in line. Speed this whole thing up!

There are only two things as complicated as insurance accounting and I have no idea what they are.

I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault.

I started selling insurance in 1979 and continued doing that until 1985 when I opened my own insurance firm.

They put language in insurance policies that are vague and then don’t pay when people need them.

Hurricanes are dangerous things, and they're no fun to go through. And if you come out of it in one piece and your house comes out of in one piece, it's no fun living with no electricity for a day or a week, a month, whatever it is. And I speak, unfortunately, from personal experience on that matter.