Indecent Exposure Quotes

Are there any limitations? Are they going to allow fornication in Times Square at high noon?

Of all the strange 'crimes' that human beings have legislated out of nothing, 'blasphemy' is the most amazing -- with 'obscenity' and 'indecent exposure' fighting it out for second and third place.

I don't like revealing skin for the sake of revealing skin.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

I don't want to take off my shirt and roam topless all the time, just for the heck of it.

[About Paz De La Huerta....] And there is this girl in the audience and she's gorgeous I can only kind of see her silhouette and she's getting like her t*ts out and I'm like: God, that's unusual.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

I want you to see me naked and performing one or two dozen mad acts, which will take me less than half an hour, because if you have seen them with your own eyes, you can safely swear to any others you might wish to add.

It's a mistake, you know. You have no idea what you'll be exposed to...the obscenities and lewd comments, the lecherous gazes, the groping and pinching...and that's just my house. Imagine what it would be like here.

It's illegal to be naked.

Sex and obscenity are not synonymous.

You could be as vulgar as you want, as long as three tiny spots were covered.

One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Dammit, Michael, get out of my room, you pervert!” Could you even be a pervert if you were dead? She supposed you could, if you had a working body half the time. “I swear, I’m going to start taking my clothes off!” The cold spot stayed resolutely put until she got the hem of her T-shirt all the way up to her bra line, and then faded away. “Chicken,” she said, and paced the room, back and forth.

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.

An evening dress that reveals a woman's ankles while walking is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

Never in the history of fashion has so little material been raised so high to reveal so much that needs to be covered so badly.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

women and girls begin to bare themselves behind and in front, and there is nobody to punish and hold in check, and besides, God's word is mocked.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

I shall not attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description (of pornography), and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the motion picture involved in this case is not that.

How can my ankles and arms be obscene?